The Franklys frankly don’t care… They are stuffed with attitude and apathy.
Completely handmade from their glassy eyes, crooked teeth and to their bulging
Their bodies are felt, stuffed with premium polyester fiber fill. Their eyes
are solid glass gems. Teeth are formed with self-drying/over baked clay.
New owner understands that:
• There are no backsies
• Eventually, your Frankly will want to borrow $20 and never repay you
• Franklys don’t bathe
• Aren’t good with little kids (under 7)
• Not good with pets (might be rabid)
• Have potty mouths
• Will forget your birthday
• Gluten free but gluttonous
• Might be gassy
Dimensions (roughly) 9 inches by 7 inches - depending on pattern and whether
or not they have eaten their vegetables...
Warning: They hate to travel, so they will be extra testy upon delivery.