This monkey spends a lot of time sewing and crafting because she fancies
herself a talented sock monkey extraordinaire, and with her charmingly crafty
sewing machine design, who can blame her? She might have all the grace of a
seamstress but turn the wrong way and she’ll hit you with her bitchy side.
Chances are, if you connect with this sock monkey it’s because you too have a
crafty side balanced with a no-nonsense side. You two should both hang out in
the craft room sometime because you’re a pair of Crafty Bitches.
The purchase of this listing is for one sock monkey with the following
Style: Crafty Sewing Sock Monkey
Quote: You Crafty Bitch
Measurements: 16 inches tall
Weight: 5 ounces
Colors: Navy, blue, yellow, orange, beige, and pink
Even though this floral sock monkey is a bit mature, she still meets all CPSC
Safety Requirements for children age 3+.
Each of these sarcastic sock monkeys are handmade in a smoke free studio using
Blue Q combed cotton brand knit socks. She is handcrafted with black button
eyes, beige stitched felt, filled with hypoallergenic fiberfill, and finished
with a double knotted orange satin ribbon around her neck. I recommend spot
cleaning your traditional sock monkey but she can also be hand washed with a
mild detergent and allowed to air dry. Gentle stain remover can be used if